Guest Posted April 5 Posted April 5 We need a thread that compiles all of the hilarious, random phrases that only terminally online GNR fans know. For history's sake. I'll start with some classics -Die in envy of your shit Uttered by a Brazilian in MyGNR chat when Axl Rose was being made fun of -Nothing but a memory of the asshole he once was Scott Weiland quote referring to Axl Rose -You forgot piece of shit Not sure the origin of this one but it makes me lol -Pigeons of Shit Metal Axl's nickname for a band that opened for GNR in 2006 -I'm sorry for YOU motherfucker The cry of a Brazilian who was told to stop singing along at a show in Tokyo Quote
Bushwacker DOOM Posted April 5 Posted April 5 -Must to be true -All things considered -Chinese Democracy Starts Now! 3 Quote
Guest Posted April 5 Posted April 5 We Now Believe Even More Fat photo Less bloated and cracking jokes Quote
Sydney Fan Posted April 5 Posted April 5 Any response posted in this mygnr thread. https://www.mygnrforum.com/topic/226537-apparently-motley-crüe-asked-gnr-to-tour-with-them/?do= Quote
Sydney Fan Posted April 5 Posted April 5 It takes a few shows for Axls vocals to warm up ( any mygnr poster). How many Tuesdays left What do you want?. ( fernando to the fanbase). 2 2 Quote
Gordon Comstock Posted April 6 Posted April 6 What the fuck do you know? That's right! You don't know jack fucking shit you fucking ignorant, know it all, fucking deluded, misguided, self important, self righteous, pious, small minded, clueless, loud mouthed, arrogant cunt. No one needs your opinions n' having to deal with your constant abuse of privileges or the miniscule amount of power you've had here you wield like an angry, lesbian, wannabe, high school parking lot rent-a-cop always mouthing off like you're some kind of authority which you're far from. I have to say it saddens me you continue to babble your horseshit to unsuspecting fans n' any names n' numbers you have are of people like you who try n' hurt others to promote themselves at their expense. That's the only real thing you got bitch. It's like Revolver's if not edited, cloudy recollection of events as I've never asked for anyone's shirt bein' thrown out of anywhere let alone say I did but hey he won a contest so he must be credible, whatever, no good deed goes unpunished. I don't work for you or have to do a goddamn thing you think ever. Your opinions of anything whatsoever don't count or mean jack shit to me or anyone in this camp. You're garbage, plain and simple. You're not a fan or a voice of reason... you're a sick n' diseased mind spilling it's bile over the internet. Well now you can drink up the rewards of the crap that's been spillin' out of your pie hole forever here n' enjoy the fermented, feted n' vulgar response you've been cultivating n' aching for... for so long . Find another board this one doesn't need you. Oh n' feel free to jump in all you wanna be web warriors, ho defenders n' bitch boi's, you ain't needed either. For the rest of you... Surprise gigs comin'!! 1 5 Quote
Bushwacker DOOM Posted April 6 Posted April 6 3 hours ago, Sydney Fan said: Any response posted in this mygnr thread. https://www.mygnrforum.com/topic/226537-apparently-motley-crüe-asked-gnr-to-tour-with-them/?do= I love it when GNR fans act like they are so superior to The Crue. 2 Quote
wasted Posted April 6 Posted April 6 "The truth is, they're a bunch of bad cops and I'm the Serpico, and they can suck my dick." 2 Quote
Johnny Ramone Posted April 6 Posted April 6 5 hours ago, bacdi the ape enthusiast said: "The asshole song" I park in handicapped spaces While handicapped people make handicapped faces I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole) I'm an asshole (He's a real fucking asshole) 1 Quote
Sydney Fan Posted April 7 Posted April 7 23 hours ago, Gordon Comstock said: What the fuck do you know? That's right! You don't know jack fucking shit you fucking ignorant, know it all, fucking deluded, misguided, self important, self righteous, pious, small minded, clueless, loud mouthed, arrogant cunt. No one needs your opinions n' having to deal with your constant abuse of privileges or the miniscule amount of power you've had here you wield like an angry, lesbian, wannabe, high school parking lot rent-a-cop always mouthing off like you're some kind of authority which you're far from. I have to say it saddens me you continue to babble your horseshit to unsuspecting fans n' any names n' numbers you have are of people like you who try n' hurt others to promote themselves at their expense. That's the only real thing you got bitch. It's like Revolver's if not edited, cloudy recollection of events as I've never asked for anyone's shirt bein' thrown out of anywhere let alone say I did but hey he won a contest so he must be credible, whatever, no good deed goes unpunished. I don't work for you or have to do a goddamn thing you think ever. Your opinions of anything whatsoever don't count or mean jack shit to me or anyone in this camp. You're garbage, plain and simple. You're not a fan or a voice of reason... you're a sick n' diseased mind spilling it's bile over the internet. Well now you can drink up the rewards of the crap that's been spillin' out of your pie hole forever here n' enjoy the fermented, feted n' vulgar response you've been cultivating n' aching for... for so long . Find another board this one doesn't need you. Oh n' feel free to jump in all you wanna be web warriors, ho defenders n' bitch boi's, you ain't needed either. For the rest of you... Surprise gigs comin'!! I cant for the life of me understand why he ever had to make this post. You cant take it seriously with the 'n'. Looks like it was written by fernando to appeal to the cool kids. 3 Quote
Guest Posted April 7 Posted April 7 8 minutes ago, Sydney Fan said: I cant for the life of me understand why he ever had to make this post. You cant take it seriously with the 'n'. Looks like it was written by fernando to appeal to the cool kids. You weren't there. Madison was a tyrant who needed to be put down. This post was a glorious end to her shit regime and brought in the golden age of MyGNR. Quote
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