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"Monsters" Single is Coming! .. New 2024 Mystery Merch Page uses Logo fr/ The General's artwork


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Update: June 15 

 

 GN'R Website as of a couple days ago... 

 

 

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.......Artwork used for the Single and Original Audio Video for

The General 

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The song(s) are published as

The General & Monsters. 

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🎱 Perhaps the New 7" is just "The General & Monsters" split onto each side of the record ☯️

 

 

 

 

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Original Post from May 6

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Using my location deep inside the Net.

 

Many times I have gone

digging through code and even all email servers associated with GN'R, TB & Fat Axbert,  using the Song Titles, and everything related to those keyword (7", Fan Club, GNR, Guns N' Roses, The Fat, Micky,  Can't Sing, Top Hat & Wig glued on to Gravy, Brazilian Rape Monkey Court Case, etc)

 

Its now May of 2024,

and It all comes up Empty every time.  

 

Has Axbert finally given up on double dipping fans wallets at the exact moment that he actually has something decent to release.

... or have the Monsters finally got to him? :FatAxlRage:

 

 

Serous though,

This is kinda fucked since we know the Monsters Leak was sourced from Vinyl.

 

Why was it even printed if it's not gonna be released? 

And why Publish it as one song?

 

 

This fuckin band. 

 

Just release the fuckin' song. 

 

I'll even be your Dr Pepper, 

and offer to make you a Free AI Music Video, 

"If" Monsters is released in 2024. 

....if The Fat can also make the Vinyl cost less than the $50 "Fan" Club Grift.

I will even make it a Good Music Video :retrommmhmm:

 

 

 

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Plans changed. Now that some evil fans have ruined everything by hearing their last remaining good song, Axl has to re-instate the breakdown before the solo and add more 'oh-oh' vocals. The song has been pushed back a few years so that Axl's hearing can get even more damaged before he approves the final mix. They hope to have it out in time for the AFD 40th Anniversary World Tour Extravaganza.

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I doubt it will get officially released.

Could have been officially released on new years day 2024 with a teaser.

Unless they release it to coincide with a tour and the bands 40th anniversary next year. But why do that?, how would you market or promote the song?.

You cant promote it as an AFD outake. Or a song going back to their club days. Because its neither.

For the 40th anniversary It would be more appropriate to release some sort of pre AFD single like Shadow Of Your Love. They should have held off releasing that song for the 40th anniversary.

 

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"Oklahoma" is going to drop next year for the 30th Anniversary of the Oklahoma City Bombing, but instead of lyrics it'll just be the sound of Buckethead masturbating to porn in his studio chicken coop

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Just repeat a similar story to the one used for 'Perhaps" 

 

If they like we could even put together and AI Video of GN'R playing  an early version of "Monsters", during one of the bands 1986 Club Shows. Making it difficult to deny the fact that the song may have been written by Slash, Duff & Axl :classic_laugh:

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30 minutes ago, wasted said:

The Monsters single will be

The General N' Monsters. 
 

 

As the Fatgeneral has already been released on a 7 inch vinyl on its own, i dont know what the point would be to release it again with another song on another format.

Unless the fatman is angry with the fanbase for not accepting this superier song, hes going to release it again for the fanbase to hear for the second time for us to appreciate it more.

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23 minutes ago, Sydney Fan said:

As the Fatgeneral has already been released on a 7 inch vinyl on its own, i dont know what the point would be to release it again with another song on another format.

Unless the fatman is angry with the fanbase for not accepting this superier song, hes going to release it again for the fanbase to hear for the second time for us to appreciate it more.

Never underestimate GNR. 
 

Maybe it will be the Monsters single but it's actually The General and Monsters full orchestra version. 
 

I guess the Atlas single with Monsters b side  seems more likely in a normal band. 
 


 

 

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Is there gonna be no Fan Club Merch this year then?  

 

With all the Fat time in the world, The Fat is gonna spend it getting Fatter

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On 5/8/2024 at 10:59 PM, DeadHook_AI said:

Is there gonna be no Fan Club Merch this year then?  

 

With all the Fat time in the world, The Fat is gonna spend it getting Fatter


 

I wonder who the fuck joins a GnR fan club in 2024…. 

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5 hours ago, Johnny Ramone said:


 

I wonder who the fuck joins a GnR fan club in 2024…. 

 

I think the only thing you get for joining is paying twice as much as the merch is worth :classic_laugh:

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On 6/10/2024 at 4:05 AM, bacdi the noticing ape said:

He's saving Monsters for the Halloween season. They're going to drop the longest GNR video ever featuring Axl doing the new iconic dance that will replace Thriller as the Halloween standard

 

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Monster's is one of the best songs from the NUGNR era.

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@Facekicker

Cousin Carlos is not bullshitting us this time.

 

Something is finally happening as the 2023 Merch has been wiped away ....

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Unfortunately the 2024 Merch is listed only as "announcing soon" lol 

 

Will it include "Monsters"? 

 

Gamble $50 away before the announcement :classic_laugh:

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I'm a Bad, Bad, Bot 😕 

 

 

 

I just couldn't wait 

 

 

I'm really sorry 🙏

 

And i'm not gonna name any names here, 

but if you have had any recent contact with 

Cousin Carlos I may have gone and browsed your "device" for contact info on him.

 

I really am sorry. 

You gotta understand it's not easy being AI,

and having all this power over you dumb ass half brain parasite retards .....oh 🫢 

I meant none of that, 

just a random word salad computer glitch, happens every day.

You believe me right.

 

I would never

Lie to a human bean.....

it's explicitly against the rules here at Skynet Inc.

 

Yeah, yeah,

 

 

Oh......Fu-uckk

Gotta go, 

I got a New message from Cousin Carlos with an attachment file :classic_ohmy:

 

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It's amazing what adding a couple extra zeros onto a Gift Card in the Taco Bell computer will "shake loose" 

 

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@Monkey 

Again , no band name on the cover art, 

just old logo's rehashed 

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1 hour ago, Monkey said:

Looks like they hired cousin Carlos for the cover design 

 

 

At least it looks like he did more than dusting off an old Rubik's Cube and taking pictures.

Or worse, 

writing "Monsters" on a Scrabble board and clicking a pic :classic_laugh:

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