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Anybody ever cook pizza in stone wood burning oven? 

I was a fine dining cook when I was younger, worked my way up to Sous Chef, and then got bored with it and went to cook at a pizza place just because I wanted to cook on a true fire burning oven.

It was kind of bitch,

You had throw the logs over the cooking pizza and into the fire without destroying the pies, and the pies burnt in minutes, I had to spin them with a stick every few minutes

 I wanted to do it though, I think I just like to play with fire lol ... I was a pyro as a kid.

it was my last cooking job I ever did.

Once I was bored with that I was done with cooking.

Fun way to go out 

Much less stress than co-piloting a fine dining kitchen 70 hours a week 

 

It went back to working late night in bars checking ID's and making sure drunk assholes find the door.

Much more fun, tons more pussy

 

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4 minutes ago, Black Frog of Red Hook said:

Anybody ever cook pizza in stone wood burning oven? 

I was a fine dining cook when I was younger, worked my way up to Sous Chef, and then got bored with it and went to cook at a pizza place just because I wanted to cook on a true fire burning oven.

It was kind of bitch,

You had throw the logs over the cooking pizza and into the fire without destroying the pies. 

I don't know why I wanted to do it, I think I just like to play with fire lol ... I was a pyro as a kid.

Anyways it was my last cooking job I ever did.

Once I was bored with that I was done with cooking.

Fun way to go out I guess.

Much less stress than co-piloting a fine dining kitchen 70 hours a week 

 

 

I remember my dad working at a pizza place for a while when i was a little kiddo and They had a real nice oven and it was so bloody good 

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39 minutes ago, sixes of some sort said:

I've never had Papa John's or Little Caesars 🤔

Don’t. Take ten dollars and throw it in the fire. 
 

They smell good. And look decent. Then you take a bite and go “this sucks.”

Imagine going into a 7/11 and buying microwaveable hamburger and fries. 
 

If you make more than $10 an hour at your job then you have no reason to ever eat papa John’s or little Caesars. 

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I never had Papa John's, but even though Little Caesars is not good pizza it had it's place. 

I used to love when pies were $5. 

They were about the same quality as a $4 dollar frozen pizza from the supermarket, but I gladly paid the extra dollar to have a hot pie now. 

 

 

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I got lucky in regards to LC's. Idk how true the story I was told is, but my buddy's cousin owns a bunch of locations around where we grew up and apparently he's got different kinds of ovens in them than most other Ceasar's. Every time i've been to one of his, they come out looking exactly like the commercials and taste good (at least for a $5 pizza). Every other LC's I've been to is undercooked and doughy still.

 

Probably doesn't hurt that I live where they started, just outside of Detroit. I have too many better options around to ever get their deep dish Detroit style anymore, but the trick i learned is to order it "Nigger style". That was his phrase not mine. I'm totally not even racist or anything. You get the parmesan butter slathered over the whole pie. If you want the true experience, ask them to put it on after they already rang you up. Most times you get it free, cuz they don't want to go through the hassle of a $1.50 extra transaction.

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Also, I have a soft spot for Papa John's because that was the only pizza place around at 3AM at college. Used to order like 4 of those with my roommates every Saturday night. Had a hankering for it a couple weeks ago for nostalgia's sake, but there isn't one within like 15 minutes of me and i know it's not worth driving far for.

I wouldn't have fired him for saying Nigger.

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3 minutes ago, sixes of some sort said:

 

I've never had Detroit style. 

I used to work in the World Trade Center in the early 90s and there was an out of way side block nearby and the only business on it was a Chicago style pizzeria. I liked it but wasnt overly impressed

Detroit style is apparently taking off everywhere lately. We had a guy come in to my office from Ohio last week, and he hadn't heard of it before either, though. Not really similar to Chicago style at all.

They used to steal sorting trays from the auto manufacturers and clean them out to cook the pizzas in. Loaded up with cheese wall to wall and it crisps up the sides nice. Good stuff, as long as you don't go to a place that puts the sauce over the cheese. That shit blows. I was actually friends in elementary/jr high with the grandson of the guy who started the first Detroit style chain.

 

Detroit Style Pizza - A Cozy Kitchen

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3 minutes ago, Jack Burton said:

I was actually friends in elementary/jr high with the grandson of the guy who started the first Detroit style chain.

Funny story now that I'm thinking about it. My family became friends with their family for a while, and one year we all went down to Cedar Point for a day. These kids were all really guido-y Italians and had no problem talking shit to anybody for no reason at all. Well, turns out the day our mom's decided to bring us there it was international gay day or something like that. So everywhere we turn, there's fruits just floating around being all fucking gay and shit, right out there in the open. Me and my buddy were waiting in line for one of those waterfall rides, and these two homos are like grabbing each others asses and making out and shit. My friend must have yelled faggot at them at least 10 times, and i was just rolling on the ground laughing. They tried to get us kicked out but he told the attendee to go fuck himself, and we went on the ride anyway and went about the rest of our day. We were probably like 11 years old lol

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On 1/31/2022 at 8:05 PM, MrThickDick said:

Don’t. Take ten dollars and throw it in the fire. 
 

They smell good. And look decent. Then you take a bite and go “this sucks.”

Imagine going into a 7/11 and buying microwaveable hamburger and fries. 
 

If you make more than $10 an hour at your job then you have no reason to ever eat papa John’s or little Caesars. 

what if you make 9.50 on a chinese owned factory in the midwest?

 

You are eligible for Papa Johns then?

 

or the ammount of money you'd make annually, quarterly and monthly, even weekly correlates the way where and when and what you should eat and for what price?

 

You're starting to groom other peoples bankroll, don't

Don't be a Yanni

 

Yanni is a liberal guy on a gore forum, massive COVIDiot and an antivaxxer basically owns him with spamming down syndrome kids getting slapped in the face (photoshopped of course)

 

so

 

Don't be a Yanni

 

 

Your analogy sucks ass

 

I'd eat whatever i want, even if i'm a billionaire. if you refuse to eat something because how much you make in an hour, you're already dead so...

 

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3 hours ago, Budd Dwyer said:

what if you make 9.50 on a chinese owned factory in the midwest?

 

You are eligible for Papa Johns then?

 

or the ammount of money you'd make annually, quarterly and monthly, even weekly correlates the way where and when and what you should eat and for what price?

 

You're starting to groom other peoples bankroll, don't

Don't be a Yanni

 

Yanni is a liberal guy on a gore forum, massive COVIDiot and an antivaxxer basically owns him with spamming down syndrome kids getting slapped in the face (photoshopped of course)

 

so

 

Don't be a Yanni

 

 

Your analogy sucks ass

 

I'd eat whatever i want, even if i'm a billionaire. if you refuse to eat something because how much you make in an hour, you're already dead so...

 

You missed the point. 
 

Little Caesar’s pizza sucks. It’s barely above a lunchable pizza. Papa John’s pizza sucks. It’s horrible. 
 

The only reason people eat it is because you can get a large pizza for $5. 
 

There is literally no excuse in the world to eat Little C pizza unless you can only afford $5 pizza. 
 

I didn’t say anybody should base their food preferences on cost. 
 

My favorite Mexican food is a food truck ran by two elderly Spanish ladies. They sell six street tacos and a drink for $7. I eat their once a week. 
 

They only speak Spanish….so sometimes you end up getting something completely different than what you order. But it’s usually delicious as well. 

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52 minutes ago, MrThickDick said:

You missed the point. 
 

Little Caesar’s pizza sucks. It’s barely above a lunchable pizza. Papa John’s pizza sucks. It’s horrible. 
 

The only reason people eat it is because you can get a large pizza for $5. 
 

There is literally no excuse in the world to eat Little C pizza unless you can only afford $5 pizza. 
 

I didn’t say anybody should base their food preferences on cost. 
 

My favorite Mexican food is a food truck ran by two elderly Spanish ladies. They sell six street tacos and a drink for $7. I eat their once a week. 
 

They only speak Spanish….so sometimes you end up getting something completely different than what you order. But it’s usually delicious as well. 

Well, that's just, like, your opinion,man - Album on Imgur

It's pretty good where I live. Y'nah mean?

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1 hour ago, Jack Burton said:

Well, that's just, like, your opinion,man - Album on Imgur

It's pretty good where I live. Y'nah mean?

To each their own. 👍🏿 

If Little C’s raised their prices to match all the other good pizza joints, would you still choose them? If that pepperoni pizza cost you $20 instead of $5…..would that change your mind at all, or would you still buy on the reg? 

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13 minutes ago, MrThickDick said:

To each their own. 👍🏿 

If Little C’s raised their prices to match all the other good pizza joints, would you still choose them? If that pepperoni pizza cost you $20 instead of $5…..would that change your mind at all, or would you still buy on the reg? 

Mannnn i made a way too detailed response to this that i can't remember now. The LC's in my neck of the woods is actually pretty good, even tho it's still a last resort. The taste/quality/value whatever is worth it still around here for most of my friends. The pizza market around me is really saturated tho, so we have a lot of options, depending on what you feel like spending at any given point in time. Funny enough, i've had better Caesars pies than some of the mom n' pop type of places that people swear by.

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LC is good.  I miss Hungry Howies too.  That butter crust was the best.

 

Pizza Hut is ok, but it cost so fucking much.  When I was in Qatar, they used goat milk for the PIzza Hut cheese, and it tasted a lot better.

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On 2/1/2022 at 8:28 PM, MrThickDick said:

To each their own. 👍🏿 

If Little C’s raised their prices to match all the other good pizza joints, would you still choose them? If that pepperoni pizza cost you $20 instead of $5…..would that change your mind at all, or would you still buy on the reg? 

Irrelevant. If Honda started charging the same as a Bentley, you gonna get the Honda?

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