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4 minutes ago, Black Frog of Red Hook said:

 

Yup, 

Knoxville got hurt filming it, says it's the last one.

 

Surprised they even attempted this now that they are older, everything hurts more.:classic_laugh:

 

Over 20 years of dangerous stunts. Those guys are all 50 or late 40's now, already walking gingerly...like veteran professional wrestlers. Except Bam who's 42 but looks really bloated, could pass for a late 40's guy easily.

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4 hours ago, KillerOnTheLoose said:

New Scream movie. Not shit. Didn't like the new lead much and it had one part that disappointed me a lot but it's better than the new Halloweens. Relies heavily on callbacks to the original though which was disappointing.

Though in typical Scream fashion, they made fun of everything they did before they even did it. It was a Scream movie, it gave me everything I would have wanted or expected out of it.

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6 hours ago, AxlisOld said:

Though in typical Scream fashion, they made fun of everything they did before they even did it. It was a Scream movie, it gave me everything I would have wanted or expected out of it.

 

Definitely, I think that was satisfying about it. It pretty much followed the original formula down to a T while updating it a bit. 

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1 minute ago, DOOM said:

I'll definitely see it, eventually...those guys are fucking crazy and fucking hilarious.

 

I'm trying the find a torrent to watch it now 

 

It's getting by far the best reviews of any Jackass movie ever. Like 90% positive audience reaction.

 

I may actually go to a movie theater if it doesn't get uploaded soon lol

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Half the Jackass cast died did they not?

 

I don't really know much of the cast. I know Johnny Knoxville, Bam (because my mind was blown when I figured out he was the guy in Tony Hawk Proskater), the fat dude and Wee Man. I think the fat guy and Wee Man passed away but I'm not sure. 

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I know Bam is only in one stunt.

 

They had to kick him off the movie and he sued them back in shit.

 

 

I think they got at least a half dozen of the old crew back, probably more.

 

 

The reviews are through the roof 

90% positive 

 

I don't know what they did

 but it is supposed to be amazing 

 

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Seeing Jackass Forever in about a half hour.

 

Had to come into Boston just see a movie now 

The Cinema complex near me closed during Rona, and Amazon bought the land (of course)

And now the whole North Shore area of Boston has pretty much no Movie Theaters. 

 

They also spammed the hell out of search engines with copy n pasted dead ends for Torrent searches :retroshrug2:  

 

This better be good Knoxville

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57 minutes ago, Black Frog of Red Hook said:

Seeing Jackass Forever in about a half hour.

 

Had to come into Boston just see a movie now 

The Cinema complex near me closed during Rona, and Amazon bought the land (of course)

And now the whole North Shore area of Boston has pretty much no Movie Theaters. 

 

They also spammed the hell out of search engines with copy n pasted dead ends for Torrent searches :retroshrug2:  

 

This better be good Knoxville

 

 

I bought a $7 soda in a cup so I can keep the straw near my face,

and not wear a fuckin mask while I watch the movie.

 

Stupid Rona rules. 

How does it even make a difference if people are only supposed to wear them if they are not eating or drinking. 

Wouldn't people taking them off to eat or drink make it useless to put it back on.

I already polluted the air,

How does putting it back on fix anything 

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I downloaded Jackass Forever to watch it again.

 

Didn't quite live up to the hype,

but if love the old Jackass movies and just want to laugh at people getting hit in the nuts,

it's not a bad movie. 

 

The most painful part had to be the guy on the Pogo Stuck to the nuts  :pepelol:

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23 hours ago, Black Frog of Red Hook said:

I downloaded Jackass Forever to watch it again.

 

Didn't quite live up to the hype,

but if love the old Jackass movies and just want to laugh at people getting hit in the nuts,

it's not a bad movie. 

 

The most painful part had to be the guy on the Pogo Stuck to the nuts  :pepelol:

Downloaded from where?

it's not out in any streaming service until March and couldn't find even a shitty cam version anywhere...

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The new Texas Chainsaw is so bad. And not in a “so bad it’s good way.” 
 

I don’t know how you screw up one of the most iconic villains in horror movie history. 
 

Heck. Go to a few TCM forums. Pick out a handful of “super fans” and let them tell you what they want and don’t want in a TCM movie. 
 

Then have a respected horror/thriller writer write the script. It’s a movie about a guy who wears a scalped face as a mask and kills people with a chainsaw…..not too difficult to figure out what to do. 
 

But this new movie feels like the writer and director were people who didn’t actually watch the original or any of the good sequels. 
 

Immediately showing his face? And making him look like a 50-year old biker? WTF? Possibly the worst horror movie decision of the last decade.  Made no sense at all. Took him from being a nightmare dude to a guy slamming beers at any biker bar in Montana. 
 

The first kill was also utterly ridiculous. He rips a guys arm in half. And then uses the arm with the bone sticking out to stab the guy in the neck. This wasn’t a video game. 
 

The only mildly cool scene of the movie was the bus scene. Which was also over the top. 
 

And of course they copied Halloween by having the old lady come back for revenge. 
 

even if you are a horror movie fan. You can skip this and just rewatch the original and the Jessica Biel one. 

 

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On 2/5/2022 at 4:42 PM, KillerOnTheLoose said:

 

Definitely, I think that was satisfying about it. It pretty much followed the original formula down to a T while updating it a bit. 

The only part I didn’t like was the fight in the hospital. Spoiler alert 

so we know the little 90-pound girl was in the costume at the hospital. But she is able to kick the shit out of Dewey? While she is wearing a mask and a costume. 
 

Other than that, it was a fun movie. 
 

Fun fact. I was at a strip club on the sun set strip back in the day. A stripper told me that David Arquette was a coke fiend and would come to the club during the day a couple times a week.
 

And every so often he would end up talking to a group of random people and he would “hire” a couple strippers and take his new friends back to his house for all night parties. 
 

She could have been lying, of course. But sort of an odd lie to tell a strange dude you are never going to see again.  That story isn’t one that’s going to prompt guys to buy more lap dances from her. 

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