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Well, sometimes all we can do is laugh.

 

Right now, I'm probably the only bastard in NE Ohio that wants the "Guardians" to flame out.  If they win the World Series now that my old man isn't here to see it.....shit man.  That's as bad as Kamala winning.  Worse.  No, as bad.  No, not AS bad.

 

I don't know....both scenarios suck.

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1 minute ago, EstrangedTWAT said:

Well, sometimes all we can do is laugh.

 

Right now, I'm probably the only bastard in NE Ohio that wants the "Guardians" to flame out.  If they win the World Series now that my old man isn't here to see it.....shit man.  That's as bad as Kamala winning.  Worse.  No, as bad.  No, not AS bad.

 

I don't know....both scenarios suck.

Chief Wahoo is still very much alive and well and I'm betting he wants them to burn in hell.

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Just now, arnold layne said:

 

If the Vikings win the Super Bowl, kiss your loved ones goodbye because we are about to get nuked.

I'm always quick to point out your doomsdaying but that one actually may be true. Fortunately, we all know that the Vikes can't shit the bed in the NFC Championship unless they make it to the NFC Championship.

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18 minutes ago, AxlisOld said:

I'm always quick to point out your doomsdaying but that one actually may be true. Fortunately, we all know that the Vikes can't shit the bed in the NFC Championship unless they make it to the NFC Championship.

 

Somewhere there's an alternate universe where the Buffalo Bills are playing the Minnesota Vikings in the Super Bowl. The score is 23-23 with a minute left on the clock in the fourth. A recent fumble is under review.

 

Then we get an emergency broadcast alert that Russia launched three nukes and the US launched twenty to Moscow.

 

Then as you crack open a beer and utter the words, "Well that escalated quickly", you are cut off mid sentence as you are evaporated into dust.

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1 hour ago, arnold layne said:

 

Somewhere there's an alternate universe where the Buffalo Bills are playing the Minnesota Vikings in the Super Bowl. The score is 23-23 with a minute left on the clock in the fourth. A recent fumble is under review.

 

Then we get an emergency broadcast alert that Russia launched three nukes and the US launched twenty to Moscow.

 

Then as you crack open a beer and utter the words, "Well that escalated quickly", you are cut off mid sentence as you are evaporated into dust.

I'm really gonna have to try and put this post out of my mind before I get stoned to go to sleep.

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13 minutes ago, Bill Brasky said:

Sam Darnold hate or Sam Donald facts ? But hey if you think his prior 6 seasons are meaningless that's your choice.

 

The only facts I know is Sam Darnold has thrown 11 touchdowns so far, trailing only to Joe Burrow. I also know your Minnesota Vikings are undefeated.

 

I also know he is the most handsome quarterback in the league. Better hide your wife bill!

 

Send me your address brasky. I will buy you an NFL World Champions t-shirt when Sam Darnold throws for five touchdowns to beat the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. Free of charge. It's on me.

 

 

 

 

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On 1/21/2024 at 1:36 AM, See You End Tee said:

 

I believe he is Set Up to Fail.

 

You can't win without at least a fully functional football team.

 

Even with the addition of the best possible results from the upcoming #3 pick, 

the Patriots are not even close in this category.

 

It appears that cry baby Mac Jones time in NE, 

Is still not ova!  

 

 

Kraft should have let Bill trade him while Mac still had some kind of value to some idiotic hopeful dreamer of a General Manager.

 

 

 

It appears Belechick was let go because of Kraft's mistakes 

 

 

On 8/15/2024 at 8:54 PM, Bill Brasky said:

The Patriots are going to suck this year the offensive line is utter shit.

 

On 8/15/2024 at 10:32 PM, AxlisOld said:

Poor, poor Drake.

 

On 8/16/2024 at 4:38 PM, Bill Brasky said:

I really hope he sits a year like Brady , Rodgers and Mahomes did.

 

The tackles are so fucking bad.

 

Maybe caden wallace will become a good tackle. But the other guys suck.

They have to put owenue at RT Wallace at LT Sow at RG Andrews at C and Robinson at LG. But that means your entire left side of the o line are mid round rookies.

 

On 8/16/2024 at 8:32 PM, AxlisOld said:

You know Kraft is gonna send him out there assuming they'll teleport to the playoffs.

 

On 8/16/2024 at 8:42 PM, Bill Brasky said:

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Drake Maye looked really fucking good but everything me , redhook ( miss you ) and Axlisold said is true.

 

Monkey said Mayo was a DEI hire i still disagree. He was just the guy who kissed Robert Kraft's ass and stabbed the goat Bill Belichick in the back.

 

The Patriots should've hired Varble or went from the Bill Belichick coaching tree and hired Brian Flores as head coach with Josh McDaniels as OC.

 

Btw @arnold layne your defensive coordinator got his start and learned all his shit from Bill Belichick a good 15 years of being a Patriots coach and scout.

4 superbowl rings.

 

 

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I know you all think I am drinking the purple Kool-Aid, but really I am drinking cranberry juice.

 

This Lions team is the real litmus test. I don't think the Vikings will win next week. The simple facts are nobody gives a shit what I am writing, I'm drunk, and your Minnesota Vikings are over performing.

 

An endless circle of misery.

 

This team won't win shit. At least Josh gets to see his Cleveland Indians win. I'm going to die before I see this team in the Super Bowl.

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