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Slash Father of Cash Brother of Ash Bandmate of Tash This shit can not be made up

Axl’s been furiously reading some books seeking inspiration for his own writings.

People in mygnr are having a serious discussion about the launch of Axl Rose's official website in 2024.

If you spill water on it or feed it after midnight, ten more of the Lebeis tribe will appear

Eduardo Don’t

Book has leaked, here are some key notes from the source: Everything is Slash's fault TO THIS DAY. A recent spurt of bad weather in Summer 2023 is directly blamed on Slash's "aura". Duff had a spine integration surgery in 2014 as part of his return deal with GNR Only ever refers to Frank as "my black drummer" 15 pages of compliments about Beta Please come back DJ ashba The word 'cunt' is written more than the words 'music', 'song' and 'album' combined. He tried so hard to facilitate the return of Izzy but contracts and obligations got in the way There is an entire chapter about the fat photo being photoshopped The Madison rant is included in full uncensored form with annotations for the uninitiated Axl lists his favorite forum posters (leaker has not revealed the list)

Axl reads a passage about Slash to introduce his solo spot.

Jesus fucking christHe is back and getting played

The 15th anniversary was last year...

When Axl heard Vince wanted a split of the pie when it came to a Gnr / Motley crue tour the answer was no. Axl's next thought

I looked into it - unfortunately that's a fake. However, as a Bad Apples exclusive, a source that I cannot reveal was able to get a quick interview with Eduardo before being chased off the Property. Eduardo says, through a smile that seems almost forced, "Mister Axel? No been here months. I'm Eduardo." This photo was captured at the scene. *This is a developing story, more to come.

BREAKING: Cousin Carlos has been relieved of his duties tending to the "Property". Eduardo Lebeis is the current gardener, security team and legal representative for W. Axl Rose. The whereabouts of Fernando Lebeis remain unclear; reports have placed him near a gorilla sanctuary outside Rio. Cousin Eduardo has filed a motion to dismiss the lawsuit on the grounds that the documents were not properly served to Axl, his wife Beta, or other members of TB.

The book was already turned into the publisher but they didn't like the style of it. Roy Thomas Baker has been brought in to retype it.

What if Axl goes through the Chinese Democracy experience all over again, but with his book Twenty years or whatever it was and the chapters have been re-written and over-edited to hell, plus a revolving door of contributors Finally, he calls up Bob Ezrin to ask how many good chapters he's got. "Two or three"

I thought for sure this was a troll thread. I still can’t believe this is real. Axl Rose has started a website about nothing. I wonder if he is planning on coming out with his own crypto.

Something greasy with a side of ozempic.

If you look at the reflection behind them, you can see that they're at some fast food establishment facing the order counter. These genius fans managed to get a photo of him smiling by timing it with the announcement that his order was ready.

2009 -teenygoth emo fag DJ Gaybar kills all "GNR's" remaining "cred"

Plans changed. Now that some evil fans have ruined everything by hearing their last remaining good song, Axl has to re-instate the breakdown before the solo and add more 'oh-oh' vocals. The song has been pushed back a few years so that Axl's hearing can get even more damaged before he approves the final mix. They hope to have it out in time for the AFD 40th Anniversary World Tour Extravaganza.

Its the heaviest chapter he’s ever read.

oh my fucking god >my name is eduardo lebeis. i occasionally do work as a contracted handyman at xxxxxx malibu ahahahahah IT'S REAL

Greater than 95% chance Del James is listed as co-writer Comedy option - Axl just fed the 25 pages he had written in 2016 into ChatGPT with the instruction "expand this so it's longer and doesn't make me sound dumb"

HACKED

Rose 3:16 For Axl so loved the world that he gave his only begotten new album, that whoever enjoys it more than AFD should achieve eternal and everlasting superior taste.

The current draft is almost 30,000 words, many of which are abbreviated to single letters. It has 53 sentences split into 2 chapters. Insiders say editors are hard to find.

BAD APPLES FORUM! YOU WANTED THE BEST?!! WELL THEY COULDNT MAKE IT! FROM INSDIE YOUR HEAD! SHIT RADIO!

Rick went looking and found out Axl is doing a book and gonna do book signings aswell https://www.officialaxlrose.com/

Any chance we get this in November? Even something like a limited reissue through RSD or their website with the alternate covers? Surely, they must know that a short print run would sell out. The vinyl is OOP. People who scooped up the original vinyl in droves for $1 are finally realizing a nice profit on eBay, since they sell for around $100 new (Canadian dollars, so like $10 USD maybe). If there are no plans to ever release a box set, they should dump all the different versions of the release tracks on Spotify (example: TWAT Axl wheezing up 1.5 DB, complaining to sound guy in mono, etc). 9/10 fans won't pay for or listen to that stuff, but it ensures they get a boatload of streams from the small minority of fans who will listen to all 40 versions of each song multiple times to try and unearth the secrets behind Axl's ways. If a song like TWAT gets 100 streams a week, if would easily get 100k from the few hundred people listening to each version multiple times. Especially with the possibility of GNR selling their catalogue, this could be a good move to trick people into thinking the material is more attractive than it is. I personally think he should just dump everything, all 5000 versions of the songs and then the handful of unheard songs with vocals. Move on from the burden of those sessions and give the hardcores what's left so that they can move on with their lives and get married and have kids.

Made a title song and video, lyrics by @wasted

Update we Invited him to a server and played with him like a puppet and was banned a while ago now His last words were: It’s been nice stopping by and I’ll probably see you all sooner than later I guess. Give it five years and we shall see. Eh how about N.O.

Chinese Democracy (2029 Version) will change the world with its hard ripping Slash solo and even longer intro

This episode is so hardcore that Brasky has already made two diddy disclaimers in the first half hour.

that chapter is about Axl meeting Pearla

And yes we have these idiots here to.

sebastian bach has described chapter 10 as a "lovecraftian horror story" and says the world is not ready for what axl has written

The security guard shouldn't have hit his mother!

The rasp when he screamed at that one employee was fucking classic, best he's sounded since 2016. You could tell he was having fun, he cracked so many jokes.

Could you just imagine how many in the lebeises family will be living in Malibu once Axl carks it?. A house full of monkeys. ICE should do a raid.

Sobbing uncontrollably on his mom's shoulder because he lost was the only red flag I needed to see. Way too emotional.

One of the greatest songs ever recorded....

He will release a fictional account of the killing of the original band called "If I Did It". That's how he will get around the Slash stuff. Honestly, if he has a book that makes the rest of the band look bad or if he doesn't believe what he was lead to believe when he wrote it, he should still release it as is. Add a forward that explains he is releasing it out of respect for the fans who want to know what happened, and what influenced him and the band to do what they did during the breakup. He could add annotations on any particularly bad or salacious pages that explain in hindsight what happened or how they patched it up. Something like under a page where he blasts Slash for lying in an interview, he could add - "N while I was upset at the vile n' venom sent my way in means as a way to disrupt my creation of new music band endeavors and everything herein related or released by the group known as Guns N' Roses (aka New Guns not to be misunderstood as Old Guns with Slash n Duff) it has been known since that interview with Slash that he was fed misinformation by tormented people who would look 2 create tension and disagreement among all parties for personal benefits not known but later TBA."

Now he's playing Perfect Crime with Todd on vocals. Perfect Crime, Bad Apples and Don't Damn Me: the UYI cuts Axl refused to attempt last year

I will buy a copy and highlight every time he says n'

Audiobook narrated by Baz with foreword by Stephanie Seymour.

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