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  1. I don't think Caram's involved, thankfully. This could be a kind of NITL version of the Angel Down sessions. Axl goes in the studio for an hour, does his best vocals in a decade+ on a cover song, and fucks off. Then tells Slash and Duff they've still got '99-03 material to finish.
    9 points
  2. Josh Freese, on his deathbed in 30 years, receives two envelopes in the mail containing two separate checks: Check 1 - Chinese Democracy (drums up 1 db) - $0.02 Check 2 - Chinese Democracy (drums up 2 db) - $0.04
    8 points
  3. ....by including these certificates in his albums. Never again will anyone have to worry whether or not their Doof McFagan album is authentic. As s result, the situation looks hopeless for the Millions of people that made a living bootlegging Doof's solo albums. In the short term, humanitarian aid has been set up to supply food & water to the Doof Bootleggers in the coming weeks ... but will it be enough to end this crisis?
    6 points
  4. (Duff McKagen press photo courtesy of GettyImages.com) Duff McKagen (of Guns N' Roses regrouping fame) is taking pre-orders for his live double LP. Personally, I plan to buy two. One to keep sealed, and another to listen to on repeat so that I can enjoy Duff in full analog, as he intended. The arrangements of the live band harken back to the days of Bob Dylan and the Rolling Stones. Given the changes in Axl's vocals as he has gotten older, perhaps the big band could mimic these arrangements. The arrangements provide a perfect back drop for the Guns' deep cuts included in Duff's live set like You Ain't The First, Dead Horse, and etc. In a moment of playfulness, Duff trolls the fans by completely changing the lyrics to one of the songs as they try to sing along. It is a harmless but very punk move. Instead of letting them participate he makes them look stupid. He is in control. These are his songs, not yours. You are at church. Most of the songs are in a key that is easy for most to sing along to. Tenderness Live is an album to be shared. Open your windows, sing along, do your best California Seattle Punk accent. The title song Tenderness is a revolutionary ballad that can only come with age. While it has become in vogue for ageing male celebrities to supplement with testosterone replacement therapy, with Tenderness Duff says, "I'm going to embrace my naturally declining testosterone and use it to teach you a thing or two". A thing or two he teaches us. A piano ballad tinged with outlaw country sensibility, Tenderness is like the yin to November Rain's yang. While November Rain is about unrequited love, Tenderness is like a manual from an older more mature male about how to find that love. Had Duff released this manual to life 10 years earlier, perhaps Muammar Gaddafi would still be here. To quote Duff: "A little tenderness is what we need Oh, tenderness can't you feel it spread around?" 3.25/4.00 stars
    6 points
  5. I can't come up with anything shittier than their actual merch.
    6 points
  6. The transitioned certificate of authenticity.
    5 points
  7. Just found some shit GNR merch that I created to help Fernando a while back. Retard should have taken my advice. Maybe we can help them again.... Anyway, here's a cheeseboard...
    5 points
  8. Brasky, Liarz and Wasted of SHEEEIT RADIO are joined by ET once again to get Drunk and Disorderly at a Trump rally with Willy and talk Worst Hangovers, Booze and the Police, Drunk Time Travelers and Aliens, Cheap Whisky, Building Sites and Public Drinking, US Political Fun, Taiwan-China War, Life in Japan, Diddy Assault Scandal, Boeing and Plane Stories, Frans GNR community Interview, McDonald's and Diddy Flood the Toilet Again?
    5 points
  9. Funny how the first 2 terminators and alien movies are beloved by those same male audiences though they have a female star who morphs into a baddass. It's almost like those are great movie's and the new star wars movies suck.
    5 points
  10. November 2024 - "Due to the death of democracy, Guns 'N' Roses have cancelled all tour and album plans indefinitely."
    5 points
  11. Fat Drunk on Stella Beer gut protruding Wearing sunglasses indoors Took until 3 am to record a single decent vocal take It's over.
    4 points
  12. So many mygnr posters have suddenly been long time Michael Schenker / UFO fans
    4 points
  13. Al Bundy for President & Kurt Cobain was a Poser SHEEIT RADIO is back with Brasky, Liars and Wasted breaking news of a Police Officer having Sex with a Female Suspect and ask themselves was Kurt Cobain a poser and is Rock Dead? Are there any good TV shows like Married With Children anymore? Will Trump release the JFK and Epstein Files? Did the World end in 2012?They also talk AOC vs MTG Cat Fight in Congress, Antony Blinken Rockin' in the Free World, New Charlie Sheen Show, The Greatest Golfer Ever John Daly, Kevin James and the King of Queens, the Beach Boys documentary, Stanley Cup predictions and much, much more. Timecodes: 0:00 Intro 1:22 Cop Video 3:34 TV talk, sitcoms are terrible, Taiwanese TV, #GeneralHospital star shot, remakes of #TheOffice,#2BrokeGirls, #ItsAlwaysSunny, #Roseanne, #Tires 19:31 #MarriedWithChildren talk 24:30 Married with Children clip 26:11 #AlBundy best quotes, more sitcom talk, #Curb, #Seinfeld, #MrBean, #FaultyTowers 34:20 Kevin James to play John Daly 41:12 #Charlie #Scheen talk, #Fauci is a terrible human 47:38 #Music talk, New Bands, #Hot #women in Rock 1:00:00 #Kurt #Cobain is a fraud, #AIC (Alice in Chains) are the real deal, #Subpop, #Mudhoney, #SonicYouth, #Soundgarden, Top 10 #Grunge albums 1:19:50 #Trump to release #TopSecret docs, Sean #Penn and Robert #Deniro are political #Cucks, #Dems love that Trump is a convicted felon 1:30:29 #Marjorie #Taylor #Greene vs, #AOC 1:33:56 Brasky laments on the #EndOf The World and #2012, Wasted compares Trump to Tony #Soprano 1:40:03 Wrap up Take 1 #BadApplesForum #AMA Wasted talks about #Weinstein's #penis 1:46:56 Wrap Up ©ScratchTrax Productions 2024
    4 points
  14. Rumour from Cousin Carlos is it will be a cover of the Stoney & Meatloaf tune (I’d love to be) as heavy as Jesus. Axl & Lizzo are to share vocal duties.
    4 points
  15. 4 points
  16. He's saving Monsters for the Halloween season. They're going to drop the longest GNR video ever featuring Axl doing the new iconic dance that will replace Thriller as the Halloween standard
    4 points
  17. Sounds like you are having a blackened day, where you lost your way.
    4 points
  18. They couldn't get more sanctimonious and arrogant if they tried.
    4 points
  19. Can he top this? Would we even notice a difference?
    4 points
  20. I'll stick this here as he is a campaigner/chum of Trump. Nigel Farage, populist campaigner for Brexit, has announced he is running for MP in UK General Election. MASS TDS-esque craziness from the left on social media; they're all having extreme meltdowns akin to Bobby De Niro outside a courthouse.
    4 points
  21. 4 points
  22. Ridley and Sarah Connor weren’t lesbians. Being a biological straight woman isn’t good enough for these woke losers.
    4 points
  23. MJ's a good idea, but wrong tune. All my research says the perfect song, would have to be anotha' cover of a cover ... sort of Weird Al's "Fat" just need an Axbert head edited onto the photo, and it can even be a "new" single
    4 points
  24. Don't take them in ANYMORE. Key word there. They've burned all their bridges even with fellow Muslim countries. "Thanks for letting us in, Jordan, we're gonna go ahead and stage a coux to overthrow your government." GTFO bitches, go to Lebanon. "Thanks for letting us in, Lebanon, we're gonna go ahead and stage a coux to overthrow your government." GTFO bitches, go to Kuwait "Thanks for letting us in, Kuwait, we're gonna go ahead and stage a coux to overthrow your government." They fuck up every country that lets them in
    4 points
  25. Queens Fat Bottomed Girls. " Get on your bike and ride, haww!!".
    4 points
  26. It's over. GNR was always going to end in rape allegations and unreleased material.
    4 points
  27. I just want GUNNER AUAD AND RAGNAR back
    4 points
  28. 10000 vinyls of the general and monsters pressed Ferfuckupnando realises it doesn't fit Monsters never gets released The absolute shitdacity We are truly fans of the worst band of all time
    4 points
  29. Took my dad, brother, and nephew up to the mountains today. Late father's day. I was trying to make it easier on my dad in his 60's, but we ended up going on like an 8 mile loop. We found a log in the shade on the way back down, and had food I brought. Deli sandwiches, smoked cheese, beer, and beef jerky. Was a really cool day. Stopped at a bar on the way back and had drinks.
    3 points
  30. jesus christ ukraine axl funko pop we have hit rock bottom but wait theres more >the only way they could do a funko pop based on modern axl (the one that wears ukraine shirts) is by doing a "skeleton theme" to avoid showing how fat he is utterly inconceivable this band sinks to new depths of fat and shit every day
    3 points
  31. Home sick listening to the fatcast. Hearing you guys talk about Married With Children brings a smile to my face. I miss those days when social media was talking about last night’s episode of Married With Children with your friends at school. Kelly Bundy’s 80’s slut dresses were great too.
    3 points
  32. The 1.5 billion judgement trumps Alex’s libel and slander. Plus we all know that this lawsuit against Alex was a direct result of Trump winning the 2016 election after going on Alex’s show during the campaign. First they had all the social media companies conveniently ban him on the same day, as if they were petrol companies setting the price of gasoline for the day. Then they had him lawfared into bankruptcy with this insane 1.5 billion verdict. Matt Taibbi has the IRS show up on his doorstep the same day he testifies about the twitter files in front of congress. James O’Keefe gets raided by a swat team over the Ashley Biden diary. gets fired from Fox News despite being the most popular news talk show host in the country. Russell Brand gets smeared with sexual assault accusations and demonetized on YouTube. Steve Bannon is set to report to prison. Elon Musk has his agreed upon stock payment package blocked by a Delaware court. That is a direct affront to capitalism, imo. And don’t even get me started on the politically motivated legal persecution of President Trump. I don’t say this lightly. The Biden administration and its Deep State sponsors are fucking evil! Nobody knows for certain what is going to happen in November but, the Democrats are going to do everything possible to rig the results. Bubba, I only hope President Trump catches a break. Due to half the country being brainwashed against Trump, I think it is going to take an unedited Ben Richards video airing at the end of the Running Man moment to turn the tide.
    3 points
  33. Should be interesting to hear new axl vocals
    3 points
  34. President Trump would have tweeted out a bone saw at MBS if Saudi Arabia had pulled this shit on his watch. Trouble is nobody fears or respects the dementia riddled, kid sniffing pedophile currently occupying the White House.
    3 points
  35. Yeah They was a Tour didnt wanna know dont wanna Tour it all still dont want to Tour at all solo
    3 points
  36. How big is Willy's willy?
    3 points
  37. I think Duff is incredibly scared of either being MeToo'd or cancelled. The release of the woeful Tenderness material. Him walking back the lyrics to Appetite in an interview a few years ago. The one thing i will give him is adding deepcuts like DNB when he was doing that Shooter Jennings tour. Rather than release drivel like this, hes punk enough to be the new lead vocalist for the new Sex Pistols tour. With Duff the new lead singer surely that would be enough for @Johnny Ramone buy a ticket if the new Sex Pistols tour comes his way.
    3 points
  38. Perfectly sane people right here nothing wrong at all!
    3 points
  39. He certainly delayed their plans but he can't stop the rot at this point. But he stopped that cunt Hillary so he'll always be a legend in my books.
    3 points
  40. AI would need to be trained by Axl and Bucket and be given the CIA One in a Million psyop file and a play GTA for at least 365 days to stand a chance of solving the 2004 unrelease.
    3 points
  41. A band so shit that they actually press physical vinyl copies of a new song only to not release it In fucking credible
    3 points
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